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A Rose By Any Other Name...
Our left-leaning, liberal friends seem to like to solve problems
by simply changing the names.
Now the "War on Terror" has been replaced by the "Overseas
Contingency Operation." And they want to change everything from "Swine Flu," "Global Warming," "War On Drugs,"
and of course "Illegal Alien" which they now want to call an "Undocumented Alien." Next, will we be changing "sleeping
around" to "multi-tasking?"
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Under Obamanomics
Do you know how you can make a small fortune under Obama?
You begin with a large fortune.
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Isn't It Wonderful?
Under Obama I have been allowed to start out with nothing,
and I still have most of it left.
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A Great Idea?
How about limiting all politicians to just two terms --- one
in office and one in prison? Illinois already does this, right?
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Here We Go Again
When I hear most politicians speak, it's like "deja moo" ---
the feeling I've heard that bull before.
A Little Quiz
What's the difference between Obama's
White House and a penitentiary? One is chuck full of tax evaders, radical extremists, liars, revolutionaries and other
threats to society. The other place is where you put prisioners.
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It's All About The Money
What do some politicians call having lunch
with a convicted felon? The answer: A fund raiser.
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HOPE & CHANGE
Obama is about "hope" and "change?" Well, when he gets
through, I "hope" I don't have only a little "change" left in my pocket.
When All Is Said and Done
With regard to American Politicians in general, when all is
said and done, far more is said than is ever done.
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A New Title For Our Leader?
He's been called a lot of things, but now I hear a few folks
out in the country are starting to call Obama a "post turtle." "What on earth is that?," I ask.
"Well," I'm told, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced upsidedown
on top --- that's a 'post turtle.' "
"And why is that like Obama?," I ask. "Well," I'm told,
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and
you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there in the first place."
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Making Things Simple
I hear Obama is going to simplify the massive tax code. He's
going to bring it down to just two lines. Line 1: How much did you make? Line 2: Send it in.
The "Sorry" World Tour
Our president seems to have been inclined to apologize for
us all over the world. Some of us are now wondering who is going to apologize for him?
The Name of The Game
A.I.G. is changing its name to A.I.U. We can certainly understand
why they want a name change, but wouldn't it be more appropriate to change it to I.O.U.?
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After Extensive Research ...
It has now come to light that "reason" in the dominent species
of Earth went extinct as the result of the collision with the Obama asteroid. Just thought you'd like to know.
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Quality Control
It would seem that our President is able to fire American
corporate CEOs for incompetence (as with GM). Perhaps then he wouldn't mind a similar action with his presidency and
for the same reason. He's willing to be inclusive with genuine, fair-mindedness about such things, right?
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Tea For 2 And Then Some
We are having more and more tax protest "tea parties" across the nation.
All of this while the Obama Cabinet holds sessions not unlike the Mad Hatter tea party in "Alice in Wonderland."
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